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4 hours ago, Polaris 550 said:

How's the fumes? Have you had a chest X-ray lately?  If you croak, I'm drivin' up there to get your sow and piglets. I'll bring them down here and strap them into the breeding rack in the breeding shed!!!  LMMFAO!!!

Are you here trying to be a tug boat captain?

"TUG BOAT" is not what you think!

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6 hours ago, Kivalo said:

No you idiot, learn to read in between handy's!! 720 is total days of sea time, of that 720, 360 must be... 90 must be... etc, etc. 

Understand now? However since the seasons here are short, 6-8mo for the year. the sea time works out to be about 18mo of calendar time.

You're already old now, you'll be ancient by the time you get certified. Kill yerself, you fat bastid. 

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5 hours ago, Polaris 550 said:

You're already old now, you'll be ancient by the time you get certified. Kill yerself, you fat bastid. 

Im already licensed, go fail your boaters safety course again.

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On 10/25/2018 at 10:07 PM, Polaris 550 said:

Does it kill you that I can write a check for a 42' Cigarette? 

How's the fumes goin' on the dozer? Emphysema? COPD? 

You're the one buying 42,ft cigarettes :lol:

 

 

 

And I know you meant boats

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36 minutes ago, Zambroski said:

Man...IDK, there gotta be some hot ass worth mounting up there somewhere.  

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From what he has been describing, he hasn't run across anything that looked like that :lol:

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43 minutes ago, Zambroski said:

Man...IDK, there gotta be some hot ass worth mounting up there somewhere.  

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Yeah....more like Agnes Hailstone but the good news is she'll keep you fed!

 

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10 minutes ago, Jimmy Snacks said:

Yeah....more like Agnes Hailstone but the good news is she'll keep you fed!

 

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Her husband is a fucking putz.  He married up.

3 minutes ago, xcr700 said:

This is the norm up here in kanokastan 

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Whew.  Lotta “Popeye arms” up that way, eh?

 

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On 11/3/2018 at 3:14 PM, ckf said:

I wonder if @Kivalo has resorted to banging the natives yet :lol:

Not yet but I did see the hottest native so far today. Lets be clear, she wasn't hot just the hottest Ive seen thus far!  :lol:

On 11/3/2018 at 4:17 PM, xcr700 said:

This is the norm up here in kanokastan 

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About par for the course!!  :lol:

On 11/3/2018 at 4:03 PM, ckf said:

From what he has been describing, he hasn't run across anything that looked like that :lol:

Nah, not even close! Most are old & wrinkly and missing significant amounts a teeth!! Perfect for Poo550!!

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1 minute ago, Kivalo said:

Not yet but I did see the hottest native so far today. Lets be clear, she wasn't hot just the hottest Ive seen thus far!  :lol:

About par for the course!!  :lol:

Nah, not even close! Most are old & wrinkly and missing significant amounts a teeth!!

Did you make it to Nome yet?

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1 minute ago, Kivalo said:

Not yet but I did see the hottest native so far today. Lets be clear, she wasn't hot just the hottest Ive seen thus far!  :lol:

About par for the course!!  :lol:

Nah, not even close! Most are old & wrinkly and missing significant amounts a teeth!!

Try to stay positive, less teeth has to be a good thing when considering a blowjob. :lmao:

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1 minute ago, ckf said:

Did you make it to Nome yet?

For all of 2 hours in the middle of the night to offload 6 oil barrels and take on supplies. We didnt get to gang out tho.

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4 minutes ago, ckf said:

Where are you heading now?

We are in Mekoryuk on Nunivak Island waiting for a favorable tide to finish a discharge and then back to meet our lightering ship but Im not sure where it is at the moment. It moves around based on the fleets overall location.

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5 hours ago, Kivalo said:

Not yet but I did see the hottest native so far today. Lets be clear, she wasn't hot just the hottest Ive seen thus far!  :lol:

About par for the course!!  :lol:

Nah, not even close! Most are old & wrinkly and missing significant amounts a teeth!! Perfect for Poo550!!

 Get bent, you fat bastid!! If I was up there I'd be bangin' Ariel Tweeto, hard, deep and fast!!  :bum:  :junk:

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