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I invented a religion of my own


f7ben

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I'm calling it "Agnihlism"

Core tenets are as such

I AM HUMBLE ENOUGHT TO ADMIT I DONT HAVE THE ANSWER

I AM NOT CONCERNED ENOUGH TO SEEK THE ANSWER

MORALITY IS NOT INHERENT , IT IS A FLUID CONSTRUCT OF MEN

SEEK OUT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY AND AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT VIOLATE ANOTHER INDIVIDUALS LIBERTY IT IS A VALID PURSUIT

 

 

That's all.....anyone want to send me any money now? 

Free Bone Thugs hat and forgiveness for all sins with a $20 donation 

 

:lol:

 

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2 minutes ago, f7ben said:

We are running a special on souls also Neal.....for $25 you get the sins , a hat and two free souls. How bout it

$7.53 and I want the king dong apron:

https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=538_1441521601

Screw the souls.

Neal

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Just now, Zambroski said:

Da fuk?  I don't  get a soul?  Is it too late for me to upgrade my membership?

Bam.....2 free souls for you. Can you feel them??? They are the premium ones. Made in USA.... not Chinese garbage ones 

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3 minutes ago, Rod Johnson said:

Behn if you can somehow incorporate gender fluid climate change you could win over the left 

Ok...let's try and keep this religion legitimate.

Image result for snake religion gif

 

3 minutes ago, Woodtick said:

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This is when you look at somebody and you just know this mother fucker doesn't really attend church.  :lol: 

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1 hour ago, Zambroski said:

Ok...let's try and keep this religion legitimate.

Image result for snake religion gif

 

This is when you look at somebody and you just know this mother fucker doesn't really attend church.  :lol: 

I was forced as a kid. So I just checked out the pussy.

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Well the preacher kept right on saying that all I had to do was send
Ten dollars to the church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart Of Jesus
Located somewhere in Los Angeles, California
And next week they'd say my prayer on the radio
And all my dreams would come true

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