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1 hour ago, Snoslinger said:

I have hundreds, likely thousands, of posts that say otherwise. Many from you  :lol: more proof you just aren’t very bright. 

Most of the forum thinks  you're not very bright....

So there is that. :Bc:

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Just now, DAVE said:

Most of the forum thinks  you're not very bright....

So there is that. :Bc:

no more caps in emojis !!!!!!!!!111

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5 minutes ago, DAVE said:

I see that!!!! Wtff!!!! Is going on here???

Also it brings up some gay emoji menu as soon as you type a semicolon with any letter after it......THIS SHIT MUST NOT STAND CKF !!!!11111

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1 minute ago, steve from amherst said:

I would have eaten that motherfucker like it never happened.

I did :lol: It was a grilled burger on a Brioche bun. Pepperjack and Chedder cheese with onions and mushrooms. My god it was good. 

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3 minutes ago, steve from amherst said:

I know, your dog emailed me shortly after taking your chair.:thumbsup:

He is a smart little fucker and my puter was right there...........now I am wondering how he got your email address ??????????????????????

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Eat the god damn burger but bitch the whole time. Then tell the woman the only way this day is gonna get any better is for her to swallow a load.

If she declines, tell her to get busy or the dog dies.

 

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2 minutes ago, Legend said:

Eat the god damn burger but bitch the whole time. Then tell the woman the only way this day is gonna get any better is for her to swallow a load.

If she declines, tell her to get busy or the dog dies.

 

My wife is DTF or give blowjobs 3x a day if I like......I'm an every other day guy....

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9 hours ago, f7ben said:

So ....I 

Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy (Hey, what up girl?)
Grab my glasses, I'm out the door; I'm gonna hit this city (Let's go)
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
'Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-topping, playing our favorite CD's
Rollin' up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
And now the dudes are lining up 'cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tried to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Now, now, we goin' till they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You got that sound
Yeah, you got me
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Put your hands up
Put your hands up
Now, the party don't start till I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'm-a fight
Till we see the sunlight
Tick-tock on the clock
But the party don't stop, no
 

Lol wtf behn gai 

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11 hours ago, Kivalo said:

Train the dog better amd have a fucking omelette like everyone else!  :Bc:

 

This dog is untrainable......he literally will do the opposite of what you tell him for spite. He's like a vindictive cat with chip on his shoulder. Everything must be on his terms and if you dont like it he will bite your face off

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