XCR1250 Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, “What brings you in today?" I looked at her, and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator.” She didn't quite know how to respond. I decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it. I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.' When people see a cat's litter box they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it's for company!” Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, ‘An ambulance.' The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.. Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words ' The' and ' IRS ' together it spells 'Theirs...' Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved. You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable. Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awful knawful Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Your jokes always show up as one letter per line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XCR1250 Posted April 27, 2018 Author Share Posted April 27, 2018 26 minutes ago, awful knawful said: Your jokes always show up as one letter per line. Weird, not like that when I look back at them, looks correct..dunno??? Anyone else see it that way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psledhead Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 hours ago, XCR1250 said: Weird, not like that when I look back at them, looks correct..dunno??? Anyone else see it that way? Fine here Don.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
02sled Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 no problems here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momorider Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 4 hours ago, XCR1250 said: Weird, not like that when I look back at them, looks correct..dunno??? Anyone else see it that way? On my phone it does so mobile browser but not on laptop/deaktop full OS and not all your posts just some like this one does it on my phone. You are not alone I have seen others post same shit I think they are cut and pasts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Fucked up as a soup sandwich. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmeeAgain Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) 7 hours ago, awful knawful said: Your jokes always show up as one letter per line. It's because you are using a mobile device. On a regular size resolution, his text is indented about 400px. Mobile devices only have 640 pixels typically of horizontal resolution. You can replicate what you see on a mobile device by reducing the window size on your PC. Turn your phone on its side and you should be able to see the text. Edited April 27, 2018 by SmeeAgain 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T1R9sledder Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 2 hours ago, Momorider said: On my phone it does so mobile browser but not on laptop/deaktop full OS and not all your posts just some like this one does it on my phone. You are not alone I have seen others post same shit I think they are cut and pasts Same thing happened on a thread I did. It was a copy and paste. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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