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WAGE AUDIT BY IRS

 

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

 

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

 

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.  Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally." 
 
IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
   
Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"

 

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