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The Candy With The Little Hole


The children began to identify the flavors by their color:
Red....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ................ Orange
*Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY **lifesavers. None*
*Of the children could identify the tarl a clue. It's what your*
*Mother may sometimes call your father.'*
*One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,*

* 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!*

* The teacher had to leave the room!*




 

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