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A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out,
           Crisco,Crissssssscoooo!

           Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the
Crisco is in
           Aisle 3.


           The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff.
I'm calling
           My husband. He's in here somewhere

           The clerk is astonished.


           Your husband's name is Crisco?

           The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when
we're out in
           Public

           I see,' said the clerk.

           What do you call him at home?

           Lard ass.

 

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