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Apparently he saw the Tide Pods thing coming way back in 2012...

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“The incidents are skyrocketing,” Schumer said Sunday joined by several medical professionals. “These pods were supposed to make household chores easier, not tempt our children to swallow harmful chemicals. I saw one on my staffer's desk and I wanted to eat it.”

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/schumer-newfangled-detergent-pods-candy-article-1.1155442

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Just now, Highmark said:

But millennials know they aren't candy and are still eating them.  :lol:  

Yeah, to make fun of that fact that old folks think we don't know not to eat them... Gen X and Boomers are the butt of the joke.

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4 minutes ago, Wildboer said:

Yeah, to make fun of that fact that old folks think we don't know not to eat them... Gen X and Boomers are the butt of the joke.

Boy, they're showing us!  

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Ok, so...couple of things: 1.) what was a tide pod doing sitting on his staffers desk?   2.) Why does he want to eat things laying on his staffers desk?  3.) It’s clear ALL career politicians don’t have a fully functional self editing button cuz...wut did he just say on the record?  

Smh.

 

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2 minutes ago, Kivalo said:

I wish he did eat it, he's a fucking piece of shit!

I saw give a boring canned speech at a CUNY graduation ceremony once. Can't say I'm a fan, but I'd sit down for a bagel and some lox with the guy :lol: 

2 minutes ago, Kivalo said:

Boy, they're showing us!  

Honestly, I'd rather bite into a Tide Pod than dump a boat in the middle of a road...

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Just now, Wildboer said:

I saw give a boring canned speech at a CUNY graduation ceremony once. Can't say I'm a fan, but I'd sit down for a bagel and some lox with the guy :lol: 

Honestly, I'd rather bite into a Tide Pod than dump a boat in the middle of a road...

And that tells me all I need to know!  :lol:

 

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4 minutes ago, Zambroski said:

Ok, so...couple of things: 1.) what was a tide pod doing sitting on his staffers desk?   2.) Why does he want to eat things laying on his staffers desk?  3.) It’s clear ALL career politicians don’t have a fully functional self editing button cuz...wut did he just say on the record?  

Smh.

 

You don't decorate your workspace with laundry detergent? You must have terrible feng shui.

1 minute ago, Kivalo said:

And that tells me all I need to know!  :lol:

 

All I'm saying is I know how to hook up a trailer and secure my cargo correctly :news:

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1 minute ago, Wildboer said:

You don't decorate your workspace with laundry detergent? You must have terrible feng shui.

All I'm saying is I know how to hook up a trailer and secure my cargo correctly :news:

I'm pretty sure you said you'd rather eat a tide pod.

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5 minutes ago, Kivalo said:

I'm pretty sure you said you'd rather eat a tide pod.

No, I said I'd rather eat a Tide Pod than let a boat fall off a trailer. I'd prefer trailering the boat properly to either of those things. 

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1 hour ago, Wildboer said:

You don't decorate your workspace with laundry detergent? You must have terrible feng shui.

All I'm saying is I know how to hook up a trailer and secure my cargo correctly :news:

But you don't know a dick doesn't belong in a man's ass

Really fucked up there bud....

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6 minutes ago, Snake said:

But you don't know a dick doesn't belong in a man's ass

Really fucked up there bud....

A man's ass and a woman's ass feel the same Snake, you're just jealous I have more asses to fuck :lol: 

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On 2/22/2018 at 1:46 PM, Wildboer said:

Yeah, to make fun of that fact that old folks think we don't know not to eat them... Gen X and Boomers are the butt of the joke.

really so you eat them to show gen x and boomers how stupid they are .  

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1 minute ago, Ez ryder said:

really so you eat them to show gen x and boomers how stupid they are .  

I laugh at both the people who eat them and the people who think kids doing dumb shit is something new. It's a meme, not a sign of the times genius.

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