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It Snowed Last Night 8:00 am: I made a snowman. . 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. . 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. . 8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. . 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. . 8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. . 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with. . 8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white. . 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road demanded the snow woman wear a burqa. . 8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended . 8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role. . 8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction. . 8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. . 9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather. . 9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services. . 9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be beheaded Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.