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  1. Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?' They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. 'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.' Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants. Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.' 'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife.. 'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher. ______________
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    Tool kit

    I actually found it on July 5th. about 3 years ago, found it while riding my bike before dawn, it was lying in the front lawn at a bar after a 4th. of July fireworks show, took it home as it was still dark out when I found it, turns out it belonged to someone I knew, I started to call him at 6am and every 1/2 hour after that, he finally answered around 8:30 and said "WTF do you want"? I said do you miss me Mark, "he said no, WTF do you want I was still sleeping", I said do you miss your wallet, he replied "what the "F" are you talking about", then said where's my f'in wallet," in which I replied, you miss me now don't 'cha..LOL I refused a finders fee he wanted to give me..
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    Tool kit

    I found a wallet with 6 $100 bills and a $10 dollar bill..
  4. I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large heavyset women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "that's a Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me and said, "It's Wales, you Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
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    Today's Joke

    Ok, I apologize, here's a new Joke. A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
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    Today's Joke

    I like to recycle, ya know to make the Liberals happy..
  7. An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees! The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone! He yelled, "Mayday, mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack! I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory! I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph! The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone! "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions! The first thing is not to panic! Remain calm!" He began his series of questions: Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?" Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me!" Tower: "Okay, that’s good, remain calm! How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?" Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me!" Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it’s heavily overcast! So how do you know you’re flying upside down?” Aircraft: “The poop in my pants is running out of my shirt collar! "
  8. This is Fort Steele, it's near Cranbrook in B.C.
  9. I'd say give them a chance at legal citizenship AFTER vetting, if they won't comply, or don't pass vetting, kick 'em out.
  10. Ok, I don't necessarily disagree 1 way or the other, but then how do we keep them out another way, as far as I can tell it's not possible to keep all of them from sneaking in, but a wall might help some..yes? We spend far more money then a wall costs by allowing them in with everything we end up giving them over a few years.
  11. Can you honestly explain why you want them here? Really, tell us why.
  12. I wish someone would explain WHY we would want these folks here, and don't say to do the work our citizens won't do because if that were true who's doing that work now without these illegals..and what part of ILLEGAL don't some people get, now all of a sudden it's okay to break our laws? Then which laws should they obey once they are here, or the laws for anyone for that matter including existing citizens. It's just plain stupid, come here legally after being vetted if you want in..
  13. Nancy Pelosi wants the voting age changed to 16, is she more insane than she always appears to be?
  14. https://nypost.com/2019/03/13/eating-mushrooms-may-cut-your-chances-of-dementia-in-half-study/