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My daughter just sent me these from Marquette....

Island Pond, VT

From this morning.

He's at the Rhinelander airport.

I’m going to go out and trash the base.

It's starting to pile up a little north of here.

I did! I had a nice date night planned for us too. Then, Woolie busted in and they both started screaming their full names at each other as they made awkward, lunging aggressive gestures. It creeped me out so I went for a pint...when I came back, Woolie was laying shirtless in the bed with a smoke in one hand and the remote in the other. Pouty was in the shower, curled up in the fetal attack position humming that tune from “The Crying Game”. I just grabbed the contents of the mini-bar and skedaddled.

A balding, white haired man walked into a jeweler store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.' On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'Sir...There's no money in that account. ''I know,' said the old man... 'But let me tell you about my weekend.'

no but it deff says you are

If you shove a bar of soap in your ass, does that mean you’re gay?

You're a loser and a dead beat!

and MC thinks it's his running that is going to get him killed. Houstons a pretty good team and overall a good game. Watching the end of the browns now, nice INT baker

More like Sophie did.

Maybe the 17 year old he screwed when he was a teacher out west threatened him?

Trudeau needed security detail? All a bs publicity stunt I would bet. Justin trying to get sympathy votes now. He will stoop even lower before Oct 21!

Shep seems like a straight shooter. I’d like to hear his side of the story.

Bowman , crashhouse, jones , top 3 I have left , lol

Yuck, hate picking for Talledega. Newman, Byron, A Dillon

Now you need one that says "If you don't suck Trump's cock he'll get you fired"

Shep had the balls to quit instead of being neutered by fox at the behest of the president. It's called integrity.

To protect the French toast and snorkel supply.

Once you get those mounted you should run over to uncle snottys perfectly manicured estate and do a lawn job.

A man goes to his doctor complaining about migraines. His doctor tells him, "I also suffer from the same ailment. Every time I get one, I give my wife oral sex. When she has an orgasm, she tightens her legs around my head which gets rid of the pain. You should try it sometime." Two weeks later on a return visit, the patient tells his doctor, "Your suggestion worked and I'd like to tell you that you have a very nice house."

I took the over only 49 TDS posts by the spinvag this week zam put 50 out as the mark I took the over seriously only 49 TDS threads started this week . lmfao mental heath professional

Gotta love those dem governors!!!!!!1 At least Michigan is in decent shape financially, Illinois is a mess.

If they went with 5-7 cents per gal it would prolly pass. Instead they get too greedy and get nothing.

Like those books at Home Dept... 1-2-3 Retardation Made Easy

Interesting , Turkey has a wall.

Before and after. Found the short video I did.

In a couple of months after the plastic fade to gray again try the heat gun. The black plastic on the nerfed bars and rear bumper of her 2006 explorer were totally gray and starting to get some chalky spots. Took the heat gun to it and 2 years later the plastic is still black.

Christ. It's like watching my kids fishing for Sunny's off the dock in here. Corn, worms, bare hook, everything AFJ tosses in the water he catches the same bunch of dinks.

He said every jeep he's owned has had electrical gremlins but this one is the worst. Some people just never learn.

Moar Hot Karl!

tiny house on the water in FL would be perfect. One of the places i want o look at is 700 sf, like the waterfront but i struggle looking at the neighborhood with some of the mobiles mixed in with stick builts.

it is the only way we should be supplying any support. Fuck we should have taking Iraqi oil so they could pay us back for the freedom we gave them

Not at all. Not in the least. You fucking morons make me laugh like hell.

Round 2 just started .

The Shining is still scary to me after seeing it like 50 times.