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Maybe for a pree teen or little person

Reminds me of a story my folks told me. They were at a party years ago when the first satellite TV dishes were out. The big ones that you had to move to catch different satellites and stations. Anyway a porn channel came up and one of the gals goes to her husband, "honey if you had a hammer like that we would go at it every day." Without missing a beat the guy replied "darling if I had a hammer like that you think I'd be fucking you?"

pork cutlet cut real thin. dipped in egg , rolled in breadcrumbs and pan fried in olive oil. Along with Italian rice balls. Marinara to dip both in.

boneless country style pork, baked tater and sweet corn.

You arent bright enough to understand tube socks let alone the ramifications of internet censorship. Kill thyself stat

Well 550 told me your name was cuckhold king fuckstick

All religion. Neal

Like his daughter said....he must be laughing......

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. 'So,' says the cop to the driver, 'where have ya been?' 'Why, I've been to the pub of course,' slurs the drunk. 'Well,' says the cop, 'it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening.' 'I did all right,' the drunk says with a smile. 'Did you know,' says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, 'that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?' 'Oh, thank heavens,' sighs the drunk. 'for a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.’

I'm the decider!!!

I hope you'll be able to sleep tonight.

Oops... Clinton, in newly revealed emails, discussed classified foreign policy matters, secretive 'private' comms channel with Israel https://www.foxnews.com/politics/clinton-in-newly-revealed-classified-emails-discussed-secret-comms-channel-with-israel

Where’s ma phone??

Someone should get that for you for a birthday gift brother.... Happy birthday Andrew.

Merica FTW

SOmetimes greaks use too much sugar in their sauce.

I dont feel a thing till .12 or so

3 wins so far LS, MN, Auburn.

Yes that's what this thread is about . pay up mofo

This is Fordy getting knocked the fuck out

Damn XLT lines em up and slaps em down!

Good thing you don't have any family jewels that would be subjected to shrinkage.

Slinger is "observing" while anyone else is "tracking"! Slinger semantics U R Dum

I just leave this here....

It certainly should be illegal to own a snowmobile. Without question..... For anyone who lives in a city bigger than 25k , anyone who lives in Illinois....or anyone who owns a pit coat.

I heard her say that...what a bunch of vote pandering bullshit.

I didn't have to read much of this to realize you didn't understand any of it. Normal.

I got the snow blower oil changed, syphoned the gas, cleaned and sprayed with Rust Check in places, washed my sled trailer outside n underneath, greased, cleaned, waxed the XLT, loaded on the trailer, fogged just by removing plugs and restarting a couple times, syphoned the gas, removed belt and put trailer back in its place. (It's nice to have some room in the garage again!) I completely cleaned/waxed and greased my Vector as well to get that part done and out of the way. No filter yet but I am going to call today. I also hosed off the young lads car outside and underneath to remove the salt and sand then decided to try out the new ramps my father made for me for doing oil changes and changed my son's oil/filter in his car. (The ramps worked great!) I then ordered a new tire for my wife's car as she got a nail in the sidewall last fall. (unrepairable) Got lots done but completely forgot about the chimney cap! It's currently raining/spitting out but hopefully I get the chance to do that today? If not, the new tire is suppose to come in today so hopefully I can take that out and have it swapped over? Truthfully, a day of doing nothing would be nice but with warmer weather coming soon and still lots to get done, I need to carry on.

It’s so funny how you think the school is some indoctrination program. No one talks about that in the business school. Lol so clueless. You sound uneducated and ignorant. So normal for someone who is like you, you lash out at what you don’t know. Education, Islam, common sense... All enemies for you.

your fake emotional outrage is comical at best.. Like you really care fuckin whiney cunt

Thanks Obama! We can say "Thanks Trump" in 2024-ish. They seemed like reasonable questions though. Pouty Snacks: "Join me in my emotions and get upset and stuff." Normal person: " "But why?" Pouty: "Fuck off and fuck you and you are dumb and shit comes out of your mouth and spewing shit and stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I went there rooting out the so called “evil” with the military, not creating memories for a scrapbook as a tourist. There wasn’t that much evil. That’s the point. Most people aren’t bad. They just want to raise their families, be safe, be able to live their lives. Who better to see the bad upfront? Someone as a tourist restricted to the safe areas or someone in the military who went into the bad daily/nightly. You guys are all wrong. I find it funny that the only person who’s been shot at by a Muslim is the only one defending them. A bunch of scared ass white people afraid because someone else told you to be afraid. Sounds pretty beta to me...

X2. Wouldn’t you love to drive one do those things?

I could give a shit if other countries give up their gun rights. They will never take them here.