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I saw your beard. Looks like a rat terrier going through chemo.6 points
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Yeah , cause the cost of chicken was damn near bankrupting folks.5 points
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Ole is a farmer in Minnesota . He needs a new milk cow, and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out der.) He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the tit and pulls, the cow farts. Ole is surprised. He looks at the farmer selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another tit, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cow and takes her home. He gets back to Minnesota , and calls over his neighbor Jimmy Mooney, and says, "Jimmy, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her tit, and see vat happens." So Jimmy comes over, looks at the cow, reaches under, pulls the tit - and the cow farts. Jimmy looks at Ole and sez, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, din't yah?" Ole is surprised since he hadn't told Jimmy about his trip. Ole replies, "Yah, dats right. But how'd yah know?" Jimmy says, "My wife's from Nordakota.5 points
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Poor man's simple shrimp scampi. Pasta, diced frozen peeled shrimp, butter, spices, shaker cheese.4 points
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I agree with all that is said about trudy but also remember that jerk went there and broke their laws.death penalty may be harsh but he made the choice to go there.but bleeding hearts will bleed.they need to put a tampon on and move on.3 points
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Thats how I picture Zam every time he posts. His pitcoat hiding his tighty whities.3 points
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Nobody should lose their job or anything else over accusations. The entire thing is fucking insane.3 points
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All the fast food places are rubbish! Like Fucking a fat chick. A man's gotta eat, at first it feels good, then halfway through you're sick to your stomach and can't finish the job!2 points
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Our last cat was basically a junkyard cat that would eat almost anything including vegetables, sips from my Rum n Pepsi, you name it but break off a piece of McDonalds hamburger and he'd curl his nose and walk away. My wife and I were shocked the first time we seen this and needless to say it's a rare occasion that we eat a McDonalds hamburger!2 points
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Please excuse MC while he enquirers to DU about his opinion on this2 points
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That plumbing is now reinforced! Michele first...then Trump? You can flush a 10 pound bag of potatoes down those crappers!!!!2 points
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Better hope the plumbers aren't shut down, when the greasy burger shits start.2 points
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Liberals: Corporations are the evil that makes the world unsafe. Liberals: "Men" should listen to the message corporations are saying.2 points
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what a spread. Who knew ya could feed a whole team for $1502 points
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if they had known this is how they'd be treated they probably wouldn't have. big macs2 points
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