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Two men are devising a plan to get free drinks at a bar. The first one has an idea: "We'll buy a hot dog and stick it down your pants, walk into the bar, get our drinks, drink, and when the bartender asks for his money, you pull down your pants and I suck on the hot dog that you put down there. He'll kick us out, and we won't have to pay. It's brilliant!" The second man agrees and they do this in the first bar where it works just as planned. Then they hit up 4 more bars and the first man says, "This is great, getting all these free drinks!" The other man replies, "Yeah, especially because the hot dog fell out at the first bar."

cowboy steak ( bone in ribeye ) straight from the slaughterhouse. corn on the cob , mashed tators.

Smoked a rack of st Louis and 4 chicken halves along with some green beans and potatos for the wife and kids. Have 1 half left for lunch.

Sunday tweets, subject to Monday denial.

Prettywell done. Just have to skirt it with 1x6 fence boards then assemble the solarium

He doesn't find anything funny about his addiction. or is that a dick tion.

Soooo....the dreaded "trade war" is coming later or.....???? You know, maybe if one has zero to little business experience in negotiating deals or, is otherwise still so incredibly butt-hurt about their idiot king and lying queen being ousted from power, maybe...just maybe, you should shut your hole and open your eyes. Watch better news and read better information. It could be possible that something may just be learned here that is outside the stagnant status quo of idioitic career politicians selling off or giving away American assests and business interests. Just a thought. Undoubtedly, a thought that is angering people that just read it and know I am referring to them.

Imagine how brazen Hillary would have been if she had been elected. Makes me shudder just to think about it. Only thing she would have negotiated would be 200 billion to the Clinton foundation.

Nice little rip today...

What's everyone doing this weekend? I was supposed to play in a golf tournament tomorrow but heavy rain is a certainty so it's canceled. Just hanging out on my patio enjoying the nice weather tonight. Sunday I am headed to the Black Hills for some work meetings. As some of you may recall I finished a tech certification this Spring that I was working on over the winter. The plan was to use it to secure a new job or a pay raise at my current job. About a month ago, I applied for a position at a regional ISP and was offered the job early this week at a substantial increase over what I'm making at my current job. I was all set to take that position until my current employer made me an offer that was close enough to keep me here. Their offer took me by surprise as only a couple guys on the team are making that amount and they have alot more time in the company than I do. Nice to see that me busting my ass has not gone unnoticed. Today I am reaping the rewards.

Hurting feelings. Don't laugh it off. Snowflakes take this seriously.

Racing trucks on the prairie....fucking your sister and slurping on some noodle soup

I'm totally disgusted there are still complete racists retarded sheep fucking pieces of welching shit like you here. That's about it though

Right that will happen when you attain the ability to have a normal conversation, without sounding like a Tourettes addled sock puppet. What are you arguing, specifically? That there is no correlation between cities dominated by Democrats and high levels of poverty? Lets hear it.

@Wildboer it's a joke about sucking cock, get it?

This comes under my "shut your hole" comment.

SO...CNN, in it's almost specatacular idiocy, reports one thing in an article then, in almost stupendous ignorance, recants and argues with itself in it's own affiliate publication a couple of days later. I think this comes under my "read better news" comment. Astonishing.

I had some time to burn today while headed out to the Black Hills so I took a leisurely drive thru the Badlands and took some tremendous pics for you all!!!!!!11 Lunchtime for these deer. One of them was a spike. Ecoboost Ftw!!!!!!11 You can see a long fucking ways out here. What a beautiful day outside. Had the windows down the entire drive. Took a minute to get this guy's attention. The Indians missed this guy!

Yeah me too.

Because its a different style of driving. Indycars stick to the track if set up properly. Nascars have to be finessed through the corners due to the lack of grip.

Much more truthful song

I thought Snowden showed us that they spied on everybody. I was outraged then.

Homemade meat pie and smashed potatoes with carrots on the side.

Neal

Leftover rotisserie chicken, broccoli with cheese sauce and loaded mashed potatoes.

I'm not gonna lie either

Lil bit of wings and ceaser salad.

Why don't you two crusty old bastards just STFU

I would love to!

So I'm guessing you're going to ignore the conclusions and recommendations in the IG report? I think its gonna be glorious.

Super secret FaceBook link for the elite social media perusers!!!!!!!1 How about some type of cut-and-paste for those of us that can't log into a FB account because we aren't flamers...Hmmmmmm????

Its a dog and pony show. Neither side will let the other go down if it means they themselves may take a hit.

Its huge, bro. Dems are gonna be in a world of hurt in the coming months. I can't wait for the spin and phony accusations.

Yessir....that was an awesome run and how about Danica and Spencer Pigot in the Top Nine for Ed Carpenter Racing.

Honestly....the kid is so fucking electric. It's crazy how he makes the entire rest of the game happening around him look slow

Haha....that little dog is totally you Moe.

The Fork in the Road!

$5 burger night at Bull-n-Bear, some tots with chipotle kastup, and a few pints of Blue moon

I feel like I've set a bad tone for the forum and everyone following my example is not what I intended. Let's get something straight....I am the protagonist and the antagonist. You all call me names and I will call all of you retarded faggots. You all bickering amongst yourselves takes away from my experience here. Everyone focus their hate on me and I will continue to own the fuck out of everyone at my discretion Now fucking stop it and get along