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If any of that the was true you’d be defending him

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I think it's hilarious that democrats have the balls to be outraged that trump fucked a porn star prior to being president but don't care that they elected a rapist in Bill Clinton that used his position as president to seduce a young intern who was blowing him in the oval office while he fucked her with cigars. He then lied to the american people and congress about doing so.

This is it. This finally it!

A lot of the problem is social media. People don't know how to interact face to face anymore.

We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I heard about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me, I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence. Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The ground rod is the key, with the more you have in the ground, the better the fence works. One day I’m mowing the back yard with my cheapo Wal-Mart 6 hp big wheel push mower. The hot wire is broken and laying out in the yard. I knew for a fact that I unplugged the charger. I pushed the mower around the wire and reached down to grab it, to throw it out of the way. It seems as though I hadn’t remembered to unplug it after all. Now I’m standing there, I’ve got the running lawnmower in my right hand and the 1.7 giga-volt fence wire in the other hand. Keep in mind the charger is about the size of a marine battery and has a picture of an upside down cow on fire on the cover. Time stood still. The first thing I notice is my pecker trying to climb up the front side of my body. My ears curled downwards and I could feel the lawnmower ignition firing in the backside of my brain. Every time that Briggs & Stratton rolled over, I could feel the spark in my head. I was literally at one with the engine. It seems as though the fence charger and the piece of shit lawnmower were fighting over who would control my electrical impulses. Science says you cannot crap, pee, and vomit at the same time. I beg to differ. Not only did I do all three at once, but my bowels emptied 3 different times in less than half of a second. It was a Matrix kind of bowel movement, where time is creeping along and you’re all leaned back and BAM BAM BAM you just crap your pants 3 times. It seemed like there were minutes in between but in reality it was so close together it was like exhaust pulses from a big block Chevy turning 8 grand. At this point I’m about 30 minutes (maybe 2 seconds) into holding onto the fence wire. My hand is wrapped around the wire palm down so I can’t let go. I grew up on a farm so I know all about electric fences … but Dad always had those piece of shit chargers made by International or whoever that were like 9 volts and just kinda tickled. This one I could not let go of. The 8 foot long ground rod is now accepting signals from me through the permadamp Ark-La-Tex river bottom soil. At this point I’m thinking I’m going to have to just man up and take it, until the lawnmower runs out of gas. ‘Damn!,’ I think, as I remember I just filled the tank! Now the lawnmower is starting to run rough. It has settled into a loping run pattern as if it had some kind of big lawnmower race cam in it. Covered in poop, pee, and with my vomit on my chest I think ‘Oh God please die …. Pleeeeaze die’. But nooooo, it settles into the rough lumpy cam idle nicely and remains there, like a big bore roller cam EFI motor waiting for the go command from its owner’s right foot. So here I am in the middle of July, 104 degrees, 80% humidity, standing in my own backyard, begging God to kill me. God did not take me that day …. he left me there covered in my own fluids to writhe in the misery my own stupidity had created. I honestly don’t know how I got loose from the wire …. I woke up laying on the ground hours later. The lawnmower was beside me, out of gas. It was later on in the day and I was sunburned. There were two large dead grass spots where I had been standing, and then another long skinny dead spot where the wire had laid while I was on the ground still holding on to it. I assume I finally had a seizure and in the resulting thrashing had somehow let go of the wire. Upon waking from my electrically induced sleep I realized a few things: 1 – Three of my teeth seem to have melted. 2 – I now have cramps in the bottoms of my feet and my right butt cheek (not the left, just the right). 3 – Poop, pee, and vomit when all mixed together, do not smell as bad as you might think. 4 – My left eye will not open. 5 – My right eye will not close. 6 – The lawnmower runs like a sumbitch now. Seriously! I think our little session cleared out some carbon fouling or something, because it was better than new after that. 7 – My nuts are still smaller than average yet they are almost a foot long. 8 – I can turn on the TV in the game room by farting while thinking of the number 4 (still don’t understand this???). That day changed my life. I now have a newfound respect for things. I appreciate the little things more, and now I always triple check to make sure the fence is unplugged before I mow. The good news, is that if a burglar does try to come over the fence, I can clearly visualize what my security system will do to him, and THAT gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling all over, which also reminds me to triple check before I mow.

I am fucking tired of being called a racist, sexist,homophobe or whatever label suits these people at the time. Its enough.

Max’n And relax’n all cool while shootin’ some B-ball outside of the school?

The double towing thing I thought or recall had something to do with the first trailer attached had to be a 5'er, than a boat or second trailer attached to the rear of the 5'er. I honestly do not think any 1/2 ton trucks actually have the payload rating to really support the pin weight of a 5'er, so that puts you into the 3/4 & 1 ton range......but some are crazy enough to listen to the trailer and truck sales people who suggest a 1/2 ton does have the ratings....

Working in a drive cabinet my last shift on friday at about 5am. Was done trouble shooting and reached down into the bottom of the cabinet to grab the drive cover that I set down there and got belted hard. It got my left hand and arm and thankfully I wasnt touching anything with my right hand or it could have been bad. I stepped back and collected myself and saw that there was what appeared to be two wires twisted together sticking up bare at the bottom of the cabinet. I knew I got belted hard but wanted to know by what voltage to ascertain what my immediate future risk was. I got my meter back out and when I went to check the wire to ground it blew up in my face. Full arc flash...me blind and my meter blown out of my hand. Turns out it was two legs of a 480V circuit that had melted their tape off and melted the wire to the point where they werent touching but were very close. I caught both legs with my hand and then when I put my meter on them I shorted them out. I ended up going to the emergency room mostly as a precaution where they ran a of of blood and urine work etc.....my labs showed elevated levels of muscle damage so I have to have two liters of fluids through IV to flush my kidneys. I had a nasty burn on my finger This was the 2nd worst shock I have received and it highlights the danger of working industrial electricity. All of the cabinets on the cranes that are similar were inspected afterwards and the same two wires were found hot and taped in several of them. A drive upgrade was done and the old drives had a 480v feed to a fan transformer that the new drives didnt have and these wires were somehow just taped up and overlooked. One minute you are minding your own business and the next you could be laying on your ass wondering what the fuck just happened. Mind your P's and Q's boys

We"'ve run from Chelmsford up to Gowganda at a good clip (250kms) before filling up our 600 carb"d Gades. If we back em down a bit we can probably stretch them out to 300kms

Doesn't sound all that different than today. Put him in this same interview setting that is non-confrontational and he would sound the same. He all but said Make America Great Again.

The Remington 870 is a great weapon to kill lots of people. Fortunatly most mass shooters don't know a lot about guns and therefore I don't believe they have been used more then once or twice. for that purpose. But millions have been used for hunting and skeet shooting. With total disregard for the feelings of a clay pigeon

My Dad was a huge police supporter, always took the police side in every story......until a couple years ago. We were headed to a show and his big block firebird started to overheat. He pulls into one of those turn abounds to check it out. Next thing he knows, got a cop on him. The guy come through the window at him, throws the car in park, and starts upholstering his gun. My Dad is 70 years old and this idiot is telling him how he is going drag him out of the car. He still doesn't understand how it escalated to that point.

I don't think their is any greater skill you can teach your children than how to cultivate and maintain good friendships. Nothing has served me better in my life than the friendships I have made. Still have a lot of the friends I made in school, going all the way back until middle school. Jobs, money, promotions, happy events, are nothing without people to share them with. Does anyone come on here and talk about the great snowmobile trip or vacation, they took all by themselves ? I think modern technology has taken away the support system of a group of friends that we all had growing up. Every 80's movie you watch , you have the different groups of kids...jocks......burnouts......band......etc. Was it so bad? You found a group where you fit in and went with it. Now, we medicate kids and try to social engineer their lives. Play dates??? WTF is that??

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing." What do they say?" the priest inquired. They say,"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment. You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time." "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution." The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?" There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"

I went to one PTA meeting when my kids were in elementary school. It was the last one I went to. The whole time I was thinking “wtf is wrong with these people”?

I'm not a tough guy at all and generally pretty happy. I just don't like you and would love to choke you out so you would stop saying the same old worn out tired Shit at least for a few minutes. BTW I think most here would give me a medal for doing that.

Fixed it for you

Amazing isn't it? They cry about big govt and then say the military needs every penny. Cuz a military bigger than the entire rest if the world's military is not big govt.... Brainwashing the fuck outta the flock.

Yeah he is upset with domestic spending but says the military needs every penny it's being allocated....typical Fox News.

Alvin never played this live, if you find a version live link it Tax the Rich Feed the Poor lol

You can’t see John cena?

Thats @xcr700 on Halloween night!

And it's driving the left, over the edge, nuttier than squirrel shit, pop the top off silly! He's adjusted to the times. MAGA!!

Geez , look at the horns on Maria

At least he didnt have to worry about frying any brain cells.

Yeah... I'm not even getting paid for this shit!!!!!! Well.. other than the internal warm fuzzy feeling of helping you guys (not Zoso though.. or F7Ben)!!!

Pretty sure Big Rod Johnson is the father of that baby in your Avi , just thought I'd pass that along

I have an alignment tool for that. Its a 7' level. Its tremendous.

Maybe if we spent less on military and diverted those funds to improvements in infrastructure and technology we could improve our domestic production and be more competitive globally aka create more JOBS instead of wasting trillions on bombs to blow up poor people.

HCS FTW!

My only picture last weekend

A teacher asks the kids in her 5th grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while... banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher, shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?" "I wanna be Larry's whore"

When the Ginger was done with that all anyone would find is some shards of dress and maybe a shoe