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I think this is some sort of scam to score a new weed eater.

My Gift To You ~ "One day I had lunch with some old friends. Jim, a short, balding golfer type, about 85-years old, came along with them; all in all, it was a pleasant bunch. When the menus were presented, my friends and I ordered salads, sandwiches, and soups, except for Jim who said, "A large piece of home-made apple pie, heated please. I wasn't sure my ears heard him right, and the others were aghast, when Jim continued, completely unabashed...."along with two large scoops of vanilla ice cream." We tried to act quite nonchalant, as if people did this all the time, but when our orders were brought out, I didn't enjoy eating mine. I couldn't take my eyes off Jim as I watched him savoring each bite of his pie a-la-mode. The other guys just grinned in disbelief as they silently ate their lunches. The next time I went out to eat, I called Jim and invited him to join me. I lunched on a white meat tuna sandwich, while he ordered a chocolate parfait. Since I was chuckling, he wanted to know if he amused me. I answered, "Yes, you certainly do, but you also confuse me. How come you always order such rich desserts, while I feel like I must be sensible in my food choices?" He laughed and said "I'm tasting all that is possible for me to taste. I try to eat the food I need and do the things I should in order to stay healthy, but life's too short, my friend. I hate missing out on something good. This year I realized how old I was. He grinned. I've never been this old before, so, while I'm still here, I've decided it's time to try all those things that, for years, I've been ignoring." He continued, "I haven't smelled all the flowers yet. There are too many trout streams I haven't fished. There's more fudge sundaes to wolf down and kites to be flown overhead. There are too many golf courses I haven't played. I've not laughed at all the jokes. I've missed a lot of sporting events and potato chips and cokes." "I want to wade again in water and feel ocean spray on my face. I want to sit in a country church once more and thank God for His grace. I want peanut butter every day spread on my morning toast. I want un-timed long distance calls to the one I love the most. "I haven't cried at all the movies yet, or walked in the morning rain. I need to feel wind on my face. So, if I choose to have dessert, instead of having dinner, then should I die before night fall, I'd say I died a winner, because I missed out on nothing. I filled my heart's desire. I had that final piece of pie before my life expired." With that, I called the waitress over.. "I've changed my mind, " I said. "I want what he's having, only add some more whipped cream!" Be mindful that happiness isn't based on possessions, power, or prestige, but on relationships with people we like, respect, and enjoy spending time with.

@motonoggin

Baby raccoon in the yard this morning.

Momo' s version of Lucky Charms.

Best one I have found for the Kenny... If you don't watch it all, at least check out Maytag at the end.

Homemade spaghetti and meatballs, (my great-grandmothers recipe from the old country), fresh grated Romano cheese on top with a salad and a glass of milk.

You got Popeyes where you live? I vote that or a local pub.

And your sticking up for a Douche bag that posted some hateful shit borderline family attack. How nice of you to White Night for him on that. What a fucking loser you are

Or they are able to tell you about their vegan hot crossfit yoga class that they biked to on their fixed gear bike. Ok ok, that is smug, but they sure seem to be happy when they are extra smug.

Did the fathers day ride again this past weekend. Was the biggest turnout yet, about 130 registered. Some of the mud holes got a bit deeper and there were a few casualties. One blown engine (don't know the brand) and a stuck RZR required 4 quads to pull it out of the swamp.

I can't imagine someone who pops into this site for the first time,and comes across threads like these

That's awesome. I'll make my wife and kid happy as fuck and have a great time. I have no issue in this regard to following tradition. EDIT: Does the pic in the OP look like a 'rental hall'?

Turns out tranny bathrooms and gay cakes aren't on your average Americans radar as important things

The documentary The Cocaine Cowboys are a great watch. What a shit show Miami was then. Remove the money you remove the violence. Places like Chicago don't have a gun problem they have a drug/money problem.

Bumper crop!!!!

Ya its amost as bad as going to Manitoba for the 1st time...

I didn't think there were any bad immigrants coming into the US from Mexico? I thought is was all just some nice folk trying to make a good life for themselves and their family? Who knew?

something like 10 contractors submitted plans and are building sample sections in western Texas I believe

I have no idea...see only older ones at derbies...most of them are modded.

learn to weld, its easy, being dependant on someone else is stupid, a welder is a tool every man should have A welder is like any tool, buy a good one and itll last, i bought my Lincoln in 1989, i use it all the time still

Add and you're winning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It doesn't help him as we all know what he is like.

So now we have a different rating system. Good grief. "My class V is harder than your class V"

Says a lot about a person when someone starts a thread like this, and they so overwhelmed with cuntness that they cant just scroll by.

That's what all of the kayakers I know called it

The left doesn't want to be told anything especially that scientifically there are only 2 genders. What do they do? They tell us how many genders there are.

Yah, I saw that too. Fucking loser.

start by building momo his new steel cage. the old one is reaching failure because he keeps throwing himself against the bars.

I think they are already pretty convinced of their "owning prowess" here. That's what makes them so fucking funny. Their PM's are internet "high fives" to each other. Or PMing management to whine on how they feel they are being unfairly ganged up on.

I watched the previous episode and fell asleep an hour into part 2.. Definitely a very interesting show,.some crazy shit went on..Thanks for posting about it,.I probably would have just flipped by it had I not seen this thread.

I don't think you know what middle class is or what paying your own way even means.

My parents paid for their own wedding, my wife and I paid for ours, I'm expecting the same from my kids. I'll pay for the bar and help out on stuff but if they want to spend a house downpayment on one day, that's their lesson to learn. Weddings have become a huge scam. Tell them you are having a big party and the rentals are one price, tell them it's a wedding and it triples.

Are Hondas still a 3 wheel drive?

And your party subverted the will of the people and installed that hag as the nominee so go fuck yourself.

We had ours at the church across the street where we lived. Had an old farmer who was a close friend haul all of us to the reception up through town on a hay wagon with an old tractor. Had the reception at the local fire house, food prepared by the ladies aide. My father-in-law was well impressed with the total bill for everything, and the thing is, he'd a had the money to throw a huge shindig, but that just wasn't who we were. Right out of college, living in a small apartment, both working, think I was making 7.50/ hour as a mason tender and sawmill laborer, and she was waitressing at a diner. A couple of our friends had weddings after that at fancy places and I remember asking her if she was disappointed that we didn't do that, and it never bothered her one bit. I did buy a new sled 2 years later. And yes I think it was more than the wedding cost.

Oh, I think you've just shown who knows how it works, and it ain't you.

Another good Maytag..

So you guys think a wire feed my be best? Remember, just light welding fabrication. Maybe a quick "stitch" every now and then on sleds or what not. Oh...I'm definitely wanting electric.

Free speech will become more limited eventually. Just more of our rights getting taken away because of butt hurt partisan hacks.

Are you going to comment on the OP or just say stupid shit.....I mean that is what you always say to me....just sayin.

The boat Im talking about was docked inside of El Galeon. She would be comparatively small.

Haha...you started a thread over a single pm....what a pussy! Block me if you don't like it ya Mohawk Faggot.