 seen this? Why they carry guns in Alaska, got this in a email, holeee shit! |
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This guy lives just outside of Soldotna , Alaska ...
Friends, Have I got a story for you guys! King season is over, and since I had a day off before silvers start, I Thought I would go for a walk! This occurred at 11:16 am this morning (Sunday), just 2/10 of a mile from my house, ON OUR ROAD while walking My dogs (trying to get in shape for hunting season, ironically!) for the Record, this is in a residential area-not back in the woods, no Bow hunting, no stealth occurring... I heard a twig snap, and looked back...full on charge-a huge brownie, Ears back, head low and motoring full speed! Came with zero warning; no Woof, no popping of the teeth, no standing up, nothing like what you Think or see on TV! It charged from less than 20 yards and was on me in About one-second! Totally surreal-I just started shooting in the general Direction, and praise God that my second shot (or was it my third?) Rolled him at 5 feet and he skidded to a stop 10 feet BEYOND where I was Shooting from-I actually sidestepped him and fell over backwards on the Last shot, and his momentum carried him to a stop past where I fired my First shot! It was a prehistoric old boar-no teeth, no fat-weighed between 900-1000 Lbs and took five men to DRAG it onto a tilt-bed trailer! Big bear-its Paw measured out at about a 9 1/2 footer! Never-ever-thought "it" would happen to me! Its always some other s[ch]muck, Right? Well, no bull- I am still high on adrenaline, with my gut in a Knot. Feels like I did 10000 crunches without stopping! Almost puked for An hour after, had the burps and couldn't even stand up as the troopers Conducted their investigation! Totally wiped me out-cant even put that Feeling into words, by far the most emotion I have ever felt at once! No doubt that God was with me, as I brought my Ruger .454 Casull (and Some "hot" 350 grain solids) just for the heck of it, and managed to Draw and snap shoot (pointed, never even aimed!) from the hip! Total Luck shot! All I can say is Praise God for my safety and for choosing to leave the Wife and kids at home on this walk! Got a charter tomorrow, so gonna TRY To get some sleep now!
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Oct 9 2009, 05:39 PM
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 Big Daddy Kane  Group: USA Contributing Members Posts: 3,240 Joined: 13-May 08 From: Durkamajerkastan Member No.: 434 Current Sled: snowmobiling is a crutch. |
HOLY FUCK thats a big bear... Good reflexive fire.
-------------------- Out of the night that covers me,----------------Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,--------------Looms but the Horror of the shade I thank whatever gods may be-----------------And yet the menace of the years For my unconquerable soul.--------------------Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. In the fell clutch of circumstance---------------It matters not how strait the gate, I have not winced nor cried aloud.-------------How charged with punishments the scroll, Under the bludgeonings of chance-------------For I am the master of my fate My head is bloody, but unbowed---------------I am the captain of my soul. |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:42 PM
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 Thank God For Beer Group: Members Posts: 376 Joined: 9-December 08 From: Ont Canada Member No.: 2,216 Current Sled: Polaris Indy |
Holy Fuck thats some scary shit right there
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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." To some, it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:43 PM
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 Stay thirsty, my friends. Group: Members Posts: 1,793 Joined: 10-May 08 From: Minnnnnnnnnesota Member No.: 153 Current Sled: 2010 M8 LE |
I woulda just punched it.
-------------------- QUOTE (ZLZEBUB @ Jun 21 2008, 11:02 PM)  same stuborn dude that was on the show [Amiercan Hot Rod]....thats bluebear....why do you think he acks like a prick....cause he did on the show as well |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:45 PM
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Big Daddy Kane Group: USA Contributing Members Posts: 3,240 Joined: 13-May 08 From: Durkamajerkastan Member No.: 434 Current Sled: snowmobiling is a crutch. |
QUOTE (bluebear @ Oct 9 2009, 06:43 PM) I woulda just punched it.  Chuck Norris? -------------------- Out of the night that covers me,----------------Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,--------------Looms but the Horror of the shade I thank whatever gods may be-----------------And yet the menace of the years For my unconquerable soul.--------------------Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. In the fell clutch of circumstance---------------It matters not how strait the gate, I have not winced nor cried aloud.-------------How charged with punishments the scroll, Under the bludgeonings of chance-------------For I am the master of my fate My head is bloody, but unbowed---------------I am the captain of my soul. |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE (bluebear @ Oct 9 2009, 06:43 PM) I woulda just punched it. You might have a chance with this one.... |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:52 PM
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Big Daddy Kane Group: USA Contributing Members Posts: 3,240 Joined: 13-May 08 From: Durkamajerkastan Member No.: 434 Current Sled: snowmobiling is a crutch. |
QUOTE (zoso @ Oct 9 2009, 06:47 PM) You might have a chance with this one.... WTF? How would one come across that? -------------------- Out of the night that covers me,----------------Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,--------------Looms but the Horror of the shade I thank whatever gods may be-----------------And yet the menace of the years For my unconquerable soul.--------------------Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. In the fell clutch of circumstance---------------It matters not how strait the gate, I have not winced nor cried aloud.-------------How charged with punishments the scroll, Under the bludgeonings of chance-------------For I am the master of my fate My head is bloody, but unbowed---------------I am the captain of my soul. |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:53 PM
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Stay thirsty, my friends. Group: Members Posts: 1,793 Joined: 10-May 08 From: Minnnnnnnnnesota Member No.: 153 Current Sled: 2010 M8 LE |
Bluebear > brownbears
-------------------- QUOTE (ZLZEBUB @ Jun 21 2008, 11:02 PM) same stuborn dude that was on the show [Amiercan Hot Rod]....thats bluebear....why do you think he acks like a prick....cause he did on the show as well |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:56 PM
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QUOTE (xtralettucetomatoe580 @ Oct 9 2009, 06:52 PM) WTF? How would one come across that? Just another day if you have kids. You're too busy jumping out of airplanes and killing ragheads. -------------------- QUOTE (Huizenga @ Oct 29 2009, 08:38 AM) Listen, I am so much smarter than RR that it isn't really even funny. |
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Oct 9 2009, 05:58 PM
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Big Daddy Kane Group: USA Contributing Members Posts: 3,240 Joined: 13-May 08 From: Durkamajerkastan Member No.: 434 Current Sled: snowmobiling is a crutch. |
QUOTE (ICEMAN! @ Oct 9 2009, 06:56 PM) Just another day if you have kids. You're too busy jumping out of airplanes and killing ragheads. No way I am going to let my kids watch that... EVER! ...gotta work on that kid problem. -------------------- Out of the night that covers me,----------------Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,--------------Looms but the Horror of the shade I thank whatever gods may be-----------------And yet the menace of the years For my unconquerable soul.--------------------Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. In the fell clutch of circumstance---------------It matters not how strait the gate, I have not winced nor cried aloud.-------------How charged with punishments the scroll, Under the bludgeonings of chance-------------For I am the master of my fate My head is bloody, but unbowed---------------I am the captain of my soul. |
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Oct 9 2009, 06:01 PM
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QUOTE (xtralettucetomatoe580 @ Oct 9 2009, 06:58 PM) No way I am going to let my kids watch that... EVER! ...gotta work on that kid problem. Mine's too young, but I have friends with older kids and they throw on the family or cartoon network when they come over for dinner etc. I've seen that stupid bear before. Sometimes, depending on the kid, the parents just want a couple minutes talking to someone their own age and if the stupid bear makes them shut up and keeps them occupied for a couple minutes, so be it. How do you think that stupid faggot Barney got so popular? -------------------- QUOTE (Huizenga @ Oct 29 2009, 08:38 AM) Listen, I am so much smarter than RR that it isn't really even funny. |
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Oct 9 2009, 06:04 PM
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Super Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 7,017 Joined: 10-May 08 From: northeast NY Member No.: 149 Current Sled: 1969 440 Nordic |
he said it was a old bear with worn or no teeth. I heard that makes them more dangerous to humans. must be they get too old to kill there own game, and see humans and pets as a easy meal.
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Oct 9 2009, 06:04 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 6,070 Joined: 9-May 08 From: UP NORD Member No.: 36 Current Sled: 07 Z1 |
QUOTE (ICEMAN! @ Oct 9 2009, 07:01 PM) Mine's too young, but I have friends with older kids and they throw on the family or cartoon network when they come over for dinner etc. I've seen that stupid bear before. Sometimes, depending on the kid, the parents just want a couple minutes talking to someone their own age and if the stupid bear makes them shut up and keeps them occupied for a couple minutes, so be it. How do you think that stupid faggot Barney got so popular? I hated seeing it until my daughter sat quiet and watched the entire 1/2 hour, then all of a sudden I thought it was the best show on the tube. |
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Oct 9 2009, 06:04 PM
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Big Daddy Kane Group: USA Contributing Members Posts: 3,240 Joined: 13-May 08 From: Durkamajerkastan Member No.: 434 Current Sled: snowmobiling is a crutch. |
QUOTE (ICEMAN! @ Oct 9 2009, 07:01 PM) Mine's too young, but I have friends with older kids and they throw on the family or cartoon network when they come over for dinner etc. I've seen that stupid bear before. Sometimes, depending on the kid, the parents just want a couple minutes talking to someone their own age and if the stupid bear makes them shut up and keeps them occupied for a couple minutes, so be it. How do you think that stupid faggot Barney got so popular? I thought it was a joke at first like a spoof of something... That shit was retarded with that little music video of going to the Paaaty... As for Barney, I dont know he's better than the teletubbies I guess. Big gay ass purple Dino is better than faggot alien things. -------------------- Out of the night that covers me,----------------Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,--------------Looms but the Horror of the shade I thank whatever gods may be-----------------And yet the menace of the years For my unconquerable soul.--------------------Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. In the fell clutch of circumstance---------------It matters not how strait the gate, I have not winced nor cried aloud.-------------How charged with punishments the scroll, Under the bludgeonings of chance-------------For I am the master of my fate My head is bloody, but unbowed---------------I am the captain of my soul. |
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Oct 9 2009, 06:05 PM
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QUOTE (zoso @ Oct 9 2009, 07:04 PM) I hated seeing it until my daughter sat quiet and watched the entire 1/2 hour, then all of a sudden I thought it was the best show on the tube.  LMAO Exactly what I'm talking about. -------------------- QUOTE (Huizenga @ Oct 29 2009, 08:38 AM) Listen, I am so much smarter than RR that it isn't really even funny. |
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Oct 9 2009, 06:21 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 6,070 Joined: 9-May 08 From: UP NORD Member No.: 36 Current Sled: 07 Z1 |
QUOTE (xtralettucetomatoe580 @ Oct 9 2009, 07:04 PM) I thought it was a joke at first like a spoof of something... That shit was retarded with that little music video of going to the Paaaty... As for Barney, I dont know he's better than the teletubbies I guess. Big gay ass purple Dino is better than faggot alien things. BOO BAAS, they were produced by a person on acid. |
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Oct 9 2009, 06:22 PM
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Big Daddy Kane Group: USA Contributing Members Posts: 3,240 Joined: 13-May 08 From: Durkamajerkastan Member No.: 434 Current Sled: snowmobiling is a crutch. |
QUOTE (zoso @ Oct 9 2009, 07:21 PM) BOO BAAS, they were produced by a person on acid. Weren't the original actors actual fags too? -------------------- Out of the night that covers me,----------------Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,--------------Looms but the Horror of the shade I thank whatever gods may be-----------------And yet the menace of the years For my unconquerable soul.--------------------Finds, and shall find, me unafraid. In the fell clutch of circumstance---------------It matters not how strait the gate, I have not winced nor cried aloud.-------------How charged with punishments the scroll, Under the bludgeonings of chance-------------For I am the master of my fate My head is bloody, but unbowed---------------I am the captain of my soul. |
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Member Group: Members Posts: 6,070 Joined: 9-May 08 From: UP NORD Member No.: 36 Current Sled: 07 Z1 |
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Oct 9 2009, 07:46 PM
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QUOTE (zoso @ Oct 9 2009, 07:22 PM) So a friend of mine goes up to see his boy at the university and when he gets there all the kids in his room are stoned watching that show. a proud moment for any parent. |
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Oct 9 2009, 07:50 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 6,070 Joined: 9-May 08 From: UP NORD Member No.: 36 Current Sled: 07 Z1 |
QUOTE (CRMERC @ Oct 9 2009, 08:46 PM) So a friend of mine goes up to see his boy at the university and when he gets there all the kids in his room are stoned watching that show. a proud moment for any parent. Not good if you are one the parents footing the bill, but it is kinda funny. |
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